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  1. 1

    Tell Me What It Means by

    Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007)  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Shockwave let out a quiet huff before raising his servo, scratching the side of his helm. “I’m not sure what a ‘chud’ is either, Lord Megatron. He’s never directly referred to me as one to my faceplate. He does call me other things though.”

    “Then what does he say to you instead then?” Megatron asked curiously. “With that personality of his…he has been calling everyone around him all sorts of strange things according to Blitzwing and Lugnut when I asked them. You’ve seen how he is, Shockwave."

    Or: Megatron is still struggling to adapt to Soundwave and his rebellious personality.

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    Twitter Users vs Ilya Rozanov by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Somebody please take Ilya's twitter away, Harris is begging.

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    #whorelore by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    27 Jun 2026

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    Well over a decade after retirement the public knows Ilya as the picture perfect devoted husband and father. When he's announced as a presenter and commentator for the Olympics as hosted by Toronto one online joke reminds the general public how fucking insane he used to be. Everyone under 35 struggles to square the Ilya Rozanov-Hollander they know today with Ilya Rozanov of the 2010s, fuckboy supreme.

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    The Prophet Tankhun Stole by

    Fandoms: พิษเบ๊บ | Pit Babe (TV), KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Jeff only means to warn Tankhun Theerapanyakun about a death he sees coming. It should end there: one vision, one saved life, one awkward thank-you, then Jeff can go home to Alan and pretend his hands are not still shaking.
    Tankhun has other plans.
    By midnight, Jeff has three bodyguards, a plate of mango sticky rice he did not ask for, and a silk pajama set Tankhun calls “emotionally necessary.” Babe is furious. Alan is polite in a way that makes Kinn’s security team nervous. Porsche thinks the whole thing is funny until Jeff sees another future, one where X-Hunter and the Theerapanyakun family tear each other apart.
    The problem is, the vision feels wrong.
    Too clean. Too arranged. Too much like bad drama.
    And Tankhun, of all people, is the first one to say it out loud: someone is staging the future.

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    The birds, the angels and the bees by

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

    26 Jun 2026

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    “This is the unsexiest creature alive,” Crowley muttered.

    Dean looked up.

    Castiel was currently engaged in something deeply troubling: standing motionless in front of a single, confused stray cow, staring at her with terrifying, unblinking intensity, apparently trying to transmit a telepathic message.
    The cow was clearly having trouble decoding it.

    OR.

    Dean takes a dumb bet to defend his best friend's honor, not fully aware of what's actually at stake.

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    Percy Jackson vs. Gotham by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Percy gets de-aged and banished to another dimension.
    Jason adopted what he thinks is a child assassin eco-terrorist.

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    unknown number by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    Everything but a Boyfriend by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    "And don't worry. If Claire starts a PowerPoint, I'll be there to provide the 'counter evidence.' My evidence being that you're too much of a dork to actually pull a girl like Ada anyway."

    ".... I hate you, Chris. I'll tell coach Heisenberg and professor Luis that you punch boulders in your free time!" 

    Chris Redfield enrolls at Raccoon City University to keep an eye on his sister, Claire.

    Then he meets Leon Kennedy and immediately falls head over heels.

    The problem? Leon is hopelessly crushing on Ada Wong, the campus gossip queen.

    Determined to be a supportive friend, Chris helps Leon pursue his dream girl while suffering through the world's most painful one-sided crush.

    Featuring meddling friends like Carlos and Jill who can set the whole place on fire, disastrous advice by Coach Heisenberg who unknowingly knows the pain of unrequited love, and Principal Albert Wesker wondering daily why he chose a career in education.

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    You Have Been Added To: Shane Hollander's Sorry Tour by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    10 May 2026

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    ilyarozanov81: if you have been personally contacted by my love and my responsibility, @shanehollanderhockey, please message so i can understand full extent of his path of destruction ok?

    Or: After the events of The Podium's as High as the Gallows Are Low, Shane Hollander has decided to live full time as New Shane: unmasked, unfiltered and uncoachable. Ilya is determined to ensure everyone is adjusting okay. His first priority is checking in with anyone that has recently been allocated one of Shane's "special pride t-shirts." [You do not need to have read previous fic, this one can be read on its own!]

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    strike-slip tectonics by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    08 May 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    Breaking News: We Like Each Other by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    01 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    Penicillin by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    “You once asked me if I wanted to hear your story. Is that offer still on the table?”

    “What part of that sentence —said in the circumstance it was— did you not regard as predatory, Daniel?”

    “Oh, no part of it, but you already fucking killed me, so I figured I’d ask again.”

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    of a certain age by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    21 Mar 2026

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    Even When the Stars Fall by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    May Parker is an expert on the strange and unusual, purely by association.

    She knows the rules: the time travel, the alternate dimensions, that’s all for the heroes and her wonderful, spider-y nephew, Peter Parker, because she is just a spectator. However, the universe had other plans, and now she’s been yeeted (yes, that’s the word) into what looks suspiciously like the setting of those rather grim comics her patients are always going on about. A place apparently called Gotham, which seems to be full of places like ‘The Bowery’ and ‘Amusement Mile’ – names that are not comforting.

    Peter will come and get her, he’s a genius. Plus, waiting also means befriending the most feral ten-year-old she’s ever met. Damian Wayne glares at everyone, critiques everything and apparently has no use for kindness—until May offers it anyway.

    Now, she just has to hold tight and, you know, not die.

    How tough can it be?

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    Why it's a bad idea to sleep with Hatake Kakashi by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    12 Apr 2026

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    When Sakura’s colleagues were gossiping about sex, more precisely, about what was in Hatake Kakashi’s pants, they were unaware of the chain of events they just set in motion.
    But what was Sakura going to do after Pandora’s Box had been opened?
    And how would Kakashi react, after his carefully crafted walls came crumbling down one by one?

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    Re:isekaid into the future with odd colorful monsters and forced to learn sorcery from zero by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    21 Feb 2026

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    Subaru was almost like your typical boy, until one day when he was teleported into the monster infested streets of the future. Now tasked with saving his new found friends Subaru sets off into the future with an itch that just can’t go away.

    Or: Subaru in jjk with no connection to the original cast of Rezero

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    Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov WIRED Autocomplete Interview by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    28 Dec 2025

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    Autocomplete suggests the most common searches on the internet.

    ILYA

    Welcome! I am very excited.

    SHANE

    Our agent made me do this.

    ILYA

    Lies!

    So WIRED asked Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov some of the internet's burning questions.

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    The Montreal Girl by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    11 Dec 2025

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

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    SuoSaku Week (2026) Wind Breaker by

    Fandom Wind Breaker (Anime), Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga)

    02 Jun 2026

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    The Wolf Series by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    17 Oct 2013

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