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    It’s been ten years since the Cullens left Forks. Now living in Vancouver, Bella’s quiet life is upended when Emmett suddenly tracks her down, insisting she's in danger and appointing himself her permanent bodyguard.

    A story about unresolved heartbreak, terrible boundaries, local murder mysteries, and accidentally falling for the wrong Cullen brother. New Moon Divergence AU

    Weekly updates on Saturday/Sunday

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    After being banished from Iacon, the Decepticons are beginning to build their first settlement among the surface's ruins. Skywarp, with a vested interest in doing as little work as possible, avoids responsibility to the best of his ability. It finds him anyways, though, when the newest High Guardian, Angelwing, defies Megatron and becomes gravely injured in the process.

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    Heaven abandoned you. Hell claimed you. And Vox intends to own you. After refusing to execute your sinful sister during an extermination, you are cast down without trial. Alone in Hell, you cling to the belief that Heaven will take you back if you can just reach it. Vox sees something else. Leverage. Access. A conquest. But the longer you stay, the harder it becomes to tell whether you’re trying to escape Hell and return to Heaven or falling for the demon who plans to destory it.

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    A meek, if not determined (and dirty minded) buneary joins a guild founded by the two saviors of the future, ready to follow her dreams of making it big as an explorer, despite her new chaotic life.

    Meanwhile, there's chaos on Mt. Bristle as a seemingly cold-hearted pikachu commits crimes and terrorises anyone who dares to bring him to justice...

    (Canon-verse Mystery Dungeon!)

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    47/?
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    Humanity survived demons by building the Honmoon, which is a global anti-demonic system.

    Then a unknown entity walked through it like it wasn’t even there.

    After something infiltrates the headquarters of the Demonic Threat Response Division, Agents Zoey Cho and Kang Mira are assigned to investigate the impossible case before the mysterious entity strikes again.

    OR

    An AU where Mira and Zoey are agents working for a secret anti-demon FBI division, and Rumi is their pain in the ass who grew up in the demonic realm

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    Crestet Cesimir arrives at Blackthorn Security with a sealed artifact to perforn some experiments on.

    The artifact is supposed to be relativly harmless and has the ability to summon a projection of an acquaintance from the future. This projection however has a tendency to say things that are embarrassing to the user.

    Or:
    Leonard calls an Uber (🧐) and gets taken on a date.

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    Direct continuation after Franca's summoning from Part 1

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    A man born in Hell, fallen from Heaven and a man born in Heaven come up from Hell.

    Aka; a fic involving two Morningstars from very different universes, with different backgrounds. And yet, these two Morningstars in particular have an extensive history. How could that be so?

    My oc, Aztoreth Morningstar stars in this fic!
    For context, Aztoreth Morningstar is a second generation Morningstar, whereas Lucifer is a first generation Morningstar.

    Aztoreth is not from this universe. Lucifer knows that. But they've known each other a very long time. I imagine that maybe Aztoreth visits him, or something along those lines.

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    A love story based on you and the two former Beatles, Paul McCartney and George Harrison which all started on one spontaneous evening, you decide to go out with your friends to a bar and you end up at a place called The Indra-Club, and from already being entranced by the music, you walk towards the entrance, without a single clue of the dangerous but thrilling adventures you would get yourself into after that fateful night.

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    This fanfiction will be about Harvest December, a visual novel featuring a decent-sized cast and the antics of said cast.

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    Timekeeper Cookie and Millennial Tree Cookie made a group chat for all of their legendary friends! No way this could be a bad idea!!

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    What happens when a globally successful perfectionist designer who has lost his spark for creation meets the one person who refuses to let him fade away?

    Kim Hongjoong hasn't really created anything in years, every collection he put out there was simply for survival...it wasn't art. He was losing his love for creating, and losing himself entirely.

    Park Seonghwa walks into his life as a new face for his brand, and suddenly, designing starts to have meaning again. Hongjoong starts to feel understood, he feels truly seen. Late night sessions and stolen glances slowly started turning into confessions as Hongjoong realizes what Seonghwa means to him.

    This is a long story about choosing love over fear. If you love a good slow burn with a lot of emotion, take the time to give this a read!

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    Some things break easily.
    Some things just need a good hit to start working again.
    Marinette is… still figuring out which one she is.

    She and Adrien keep running into each other like the universe is playing a very specific (and very annoying) joke on them. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong feelings, wrong page—rinse and repeat.

    It’s not that they don’t work. It’s that they never quite work at the same time.

    A companion to You Got a (horny) Friend in Me, told from Marinette’s perspective.

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    What happens when Maxwell says he'll do anything for Fran after messing up big time and she gives him four ways to make it up to her instead of 3… aka an alternate ending to Season 3, Episode 9 "The Two Mrs. Sheffields."

    Excerpt: "The fourth thing? Well, I don't think you could handle hearing that right now. But let's just say the first three are for your suffering and the fourth thing is something for my pleasure."

    ★★★★★ "Chapter 23 changed the concept of smut for me. I'm a new person since reading it."

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    “The fuck’s your problem? Why’re you acting like we both don’t have vaginas?”

    “We both WHAT?”

    or, Leon hasn’t come out to Chris as a trans man and ends up in an awkward situation when things get hot and heavy between the two of them. Turns out, Chris forgot to mention something, too.

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    When King Daeron the Good sends Prince Baelor Targaryen to Highgarden for the tournament that is to decide who gets Maria Tyrell’s hand, no one expects the visit to change the fate of three lives.

    Baelor finds in Maria a girl who sees beyond the prince, the heir, and the burden of duty. Maria finds in him a loving witness for everything she wishes to be. And Lyonel Baratheon, wild, loyal, and with time impossible to ignore, becomes not the storm she once feared, but one that refuses to let her disappear into the life chosen for her.

    As years go by, love, marriage, duty, scandal, and power bind them together in ways none of them can escape. As old decisions begin to bleed into the future of the Reach and the Iron Throne, Maria must learn what it means to be daughter, wife, mother, heir and above else — herself.

    A story of impossible love, political consequence, loyalty, womanhood, and the bitter truth that all three of them have to learn the hard way – one need not intend harm to do it.

     

    *Story begins roughly around 199 AC (10 years before the Ashford tourney)

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    To escape the unwanted addition that occurred in the GPDA group chat, George taps Zhou to make a new one for the grid. However, to stop from Pierre becoming moody any further, the retired Yuki was eventually taken in too. But Yuki himself then adds two guys who are the sons of his mom's close friend, but aren't even in motorsports at all...

     


     

    Lando

    Aww, we can’t even go to your new place to eat and have a bit of fun.

     

    Yuki

    It’s why I’m spending the week here in Suzuka. Laurent was nice enough to hand paddock passes to me and the twin sons of my mom’s close friend (though their ages are around Kimi and Ollie's).

     

    Charles

    Ah, no wonder Ollie and the others who went to the arcade saw you with someone else.

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    Severus Snape. Sirius Black. A lust potion. A lot of collateral damage.

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    The dark blonde swipes ‘slide to accept’ before bringing the phone to his ear, “Hello. This is Naruhaya Asahi speaking. Who is this?”

     

    “Ah kid, I’m glad ya answered fast since I only have 12 percent left on my phone’s battery,”  The relived but calm voice on the other side said. “I’m Miya Osamu, owner of Onigiri Miya. I’m callin’ to let ya know that you’ve been chosen to work for my shop.”

     

    • 𓃦 • 𓃥 •

     

    Blue Lock did not go as planned for Naruhaya. Despite his broken dreams of being a pro football player and making it big for his family, the utility bills did not care nor does the money to pay for the rent grow on trees. To help his eldest sister out, Naruhaya decides to pull up his bootstraps and moves from Kagawa to Osaka, so he can live with some kind relatives and attend public high school while getting a part-time job. For once, things go right when the owner of a rising star onigiri shop in Osaka’s food scene decides to hire him… and throws in a really decent wage (for a part-timer at least) while they were at it.

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    Josuke Higashikata, un estudiante universitario de dieciocho años, solo quería que lo tomaran en serio. Por lo que decidió hacer lo que, en su momento, parecía lo más lógico: crear una versión idealizada de sí mismo que los demás quisieran.

    Noriaki Kakyoin, un profesor treintón de secundaria, sorprendentemente se lo creyó todo. Pero ahora que Josuke ha encontrado a alguien que lo eligiera, ¿por cuánto tiempo podrá mantener la mentira que construyó para que eso sucediera?

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    ATEEZ are guests on your YouTube variety show.

    Flirting to elicit a comedic reaction is your whole shtick. When they flirt back, lines get blurred. You can't tell what is real and what is for the cameras.

    The dark and sexy persona is just fan service, right?

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    32/?
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