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  1. 44

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    “What’s with the food?”

    “It’s what you’re meant to do. Bring people casseroles.

    “Yeah, when someone has died, Steve,” Eddie says, hand still resting on the doorframe like he is trying to shield the inside of the trailer from intruders. “It’s funeral food.”

    It's the summer after Vecna, Eddie is busy licking his own wounds and Steve Harrington keeps dropping off food at his trailer. Steve Harrington who is another alpha.

    Or: 5 times Steve cooked food for Eddie + the 1 time Eddie returned the favor.

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  3. 94

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    "Do you want me to help you with that?" Ivan offers.

    "With what?"

    "Your erectile dysfunction," Ivan says. "I can help."

    It sounds like a line that someone would drop in a cheap porno, but this is real life, so Till is left flabbergasted.

    "You're jus' saying that 'cause you wanna keep touching me," Till says weakly.

    "That's true," Ivan admits. "But is that so bad if we both get something out of it?"

    It might be because he's drunk, or maybe he's just that desperate, but Till ends up agreeing to Ivan's ridiculous request nonetheless.

    OR: The one where famous veteran actor Till is suffering from a terrible case of ED, and his cute junior on set offers to help him. There's no way that will ever go wrong.

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  4. 94

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    The pill bottles rattle as he pulls the drawer open. He takes one out and unscrews it, spilling the tablets on his palm. He counts each and every one of them. He counts the days and the weeks and the numbers turn out to be right on all three bottles. Not one pill is out of place, because he took them. He swallowed them every morning and every night and there’s no way he’d forget even a single dose because he’s…

    He’s better now.

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    After their move to the west side, Ian and Mickey are left to deal with the new apartment, the weird neighbors, and Ian’s spiral into a manic episode.

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    An attempt to hide in the kitchen gone wrong, you find yourself captured by Victor Gideon as your short game of cat and mouse reaches an unexpected end.

    (A collection of my Resident Evil 9 fics and pairings.)

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    Clark has a crush on Bruce. Bruce figures he's young, he'll get over it. Instead, Clark manages to get under Bruce's skin just by asking one simple question. A question that Bruce hadn't bothered to consider in a long time.
    What does he want?

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    Bruce's thighs clamp down as Clark squeezes him, the fabric of their clothes shifting together as he doesn't let Clark move away for a single moment. Lifting Bruce by his hips, Clark pushes forward again as if he's fucking him.

    "Good puppy," Bruce groans, voice light and airy.

    They both freeze, almost immediately.

    The word seems to echo in the sudden silence, but Clark's mind is entirely blank.

    "I—apologize," Bruce says, breathless. "I lost myself for a moment."

    "Puppy?" Clark asks, light-headed.

    Heat has rushed through him, up and down, and he would have lost his footing if not for how Bruce has gathered himself in Clark's arms just to feel him as they dry humped. His mind keeps replaying it, over and over until the heat nearly burns. Puppy.

    He liked it. He liked it a lot.

    ---

    Or, Bruce Wayne is fifty-six compared to Clark's twenty years. It's an accident they met tonight. They fall into bed together, anyway, virgin!Clark all too happy to be lost under Bruce's spell.

    Especially if that means Bruce will train him to be his perfect little pet.

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    Jo's training hits a few speed bumps.

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    A modern AU featuring the Crows in their late 20s. Lots of angst, lots of smut.

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    It started with Couple's day and Jing Yuan sought fit to trick his lovers into meeting up in Xianzhou : Luofu.

    A rendezvous and some feels, they had tea.

    ...yeah, if only it was just tea

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    Colin can't sleep at night and things aren't exactly going the way they should. And there's nothing Colin can stand less than the loss of control.

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  12. 21

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    lestat is drunk and persistent and doesn't want to sleep. louis is amused.

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    Set after season 1.
    Shane and Ilya try this dating thing for real.
    Slice-of-life explorations on sex, rivalry, and looove.

    Now complete!

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    Princess Elaena Targaryen’s strange, inverted daughter is sent to Summerhall to live with an estranged cousin—a spiteful bit of family business meant to stop the mother's old, sordid history from stirring, viciously, in the daughter.

    But with a face like a putrid lily, and that gurgle of a nymph drowning in a sea of misery, Maekar Targaryen finds the beauty of it too extraordinary to save.

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    Leland Coyle gets very close with another prime asset.

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    Despite his alpha designation and good looks, Jack Abbot is perfectly capable of maintaining professional distance, even where Samira Mohan is concerned. It would be entirely unethical for him to say that if she asked him to, he would smuggle her out of this hospital, take her back to his house, and fuck her.

    But she does ask. It makes the fact that his dick barely works anymore feel like a minor hiccup.

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    Ilya dug deeper into the bag and pulled out a sturdy, leather dog collar, dark brown and buckled. Quick as a wink, he held it up, dangling it directly at Shane’s neck. "You make cute puppy. Shchenok Shane."

    Shane glared, his face heating up instantly, and slapped Ilya's hand away. "Stop it!"

    Ilya advanced closer, his stance casual, yet dominating. "I am serious. Consider this gift. It says, 'I belong to Ilya Rozanov.'... Come on. Put it on. Be my good boy."

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    "Are you one of the hockey players, Aiden?" The question is said carefully but there's a heavy glint in Ryan's eye.

    Aiden nods belatedly once the question registers, he blinks and suddenly Ryan is gripping a fistful of his hair and a quiet snip echoes all around Aiden's head like he's underwater.

     

    Or Aiden and Ryan meet at a party in college, years later they meet again over the summer.

    Title from Boston by Stella Lefty

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  19. 39

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    He should’ve just told Johnny. The other man would’ve understood, he’s sure of it. At the very least, he could have told him that he was not interested in doing any of that tonight. Soap couldn’t fault him for that, could he?

    But Johnny had seemed so ready to leave…leave him. And rational thinking tells him that it’s fine, people break up all the time because of sexual incompatibility, that there’s nothing wrong with separating ways if you’re not being fully fulfilled. Johnny would have every right to leave. Simon wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.

    But he can do something. And the broken, irrational, insecure, fear-driven part of him that hates losing over and over and over again tells him that he can do this. He can give himself to Johnny for a little while now and again and not have it be a whole…thing. He can relax and let Johnny tell him what to do, and then at the end of it all Johnny won’t leave.

    Simon won’t lose someone else.

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  20. 90

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    So he backs off when Ghost does, jokes instead of flirts and holds his breath through the agonising wait until Ghost lets him in close again.

    Waits to know if he’ll let him close again.

    It’s almost anticlimactic, the end of their dance; his delicate steps and looping logic to work out why bulldozed as Ghost comes out one random night and says, “I can’t fuck.”

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