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    Head of the WAGs by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Jul 2026

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    The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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    unknown number by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    Profess Your Love by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Professor Alhaitham talks nonstop about his husband. Professor Kaveh refuses to say much about his.

    As a student taking classes from each of them, Sethos becomes increasingly convinced they're talking about each other - and unfortunately for his classmates, he's never met a mystery he was willing to leave unsolved.

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    Seven Days of Whatever by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Wyatt share a locker room, a team, and a very specific sense of humor. A week of downtime moments, off-hand comments, funny wisecracks and the blooming bromance between the two of them.

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    I dream of rain, I dream of gardens in the desert sand by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    03 Jul 2026

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    “Sometimes when humans experience a trauma, they just kind of shut down.” Grace explained.

    “Shut … down question?” Rocky tilted his head.

    Grace sighed, “Like going inside, deep inside yourself, trying to stay away from whatever hurt you on the outside.”

    ~
    or, Mute Simon recovers on Erid with Grace.

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    It's Not Personal(It's Bussy) by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    21 Jun 2026

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    5 times Ilya ditched his friends for Shane's juicy ass and the one time one tried to stop him too no avail.

    Inspo creds to: @heyits.shalia on Tiktok.

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    The Blueprint by for AquariusYoukai

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Jun 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

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    Forever is the sweetest con by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    29 Jun 2026

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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

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    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    Incognito mood: Papyrus goes egosurfing! by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    13 Jun 2026

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    Papyrus always thought his underlings had too much to say about him behind his back and too little to say to his face. One night, he gives in to his doubts…

    ...and sets up an anonymous gossip forum account.

    [Underfell AU]

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    are you sorry for that thing i'm not mad about? by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock - All Media Types  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Sae pretends to be mad at Shidou for not scoring during the france match so that he can get his dick sucked as an apology

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    rimming becomes him by for blankjournals

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 May 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    the two ways to not care by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

    18 May 2026

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    Shidou and Sae react to finding out their sex tape is leaked, but both of them are ridiculously unbothered by the situation in their own ways...

    Thats deadass the whole summary lol

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    word in the locker room by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

    04 May 2026

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    Shidou Ryusei and Sae Itoshi had been dating for a while now, ever since after the Japan u20 vs Blue Lock match to be exact.
    Although hadn't been actively keeping it a secret, somehow nobody knows, so their interactions confuse the rest of the team in the locker room.

    (literally just blue lock boys finding out ryusae are tg before the spanish wc game)

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    Space Orc??? This Guy? by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    17 Apr 2026

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    In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.

    Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.

    It's a human.

    Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.

     

    or,

     

    The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.

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    pavlov's dawgs by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    29 Jun 2026

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    #ilyarozanovisoverparty by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    19 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet from @EliotFreeman]
    Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”

    [Tweet from @letsgetdrilled]
    oh great another player who thinks being gay is a joke #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    No one thinks Ilya's answer is serious. Twitter reacts accordingly.

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    The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    fight so dirty but your love's so sweet by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    27 Mar 2025

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    Just your typical, everyday fake-dating Itafushi AU. Except, Yuuji's pretending to date Tsumiki, and, well… he might be just a little disastrously gay for her brother. Chaos ensues.

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    Yuuji stared.

    There was absolutely no way that Tsumiki just forgot to mention that her brother happened to be the most gorgeous man ever to grace this earth. That had to be deliberate.

    Because how else was he supposed to react to that?

    Tsumiki was gorgeous, sure, but she was gorgeous in a sweet, approachable way. Like, if you saw her walking down the street, you'd ask her for directions. Megumi, though? Megumi looked like he would either punch you or kiss you, depending on the situation. And, either way, it would probably be the hottest experience of your life. Either way, it was deeply unfair that someone so attractive could exist.

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    An Unlikely Friendship by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Tim's come to accept that, given Damian’s eventful upbringing, it wouldn’t exactly give him the best bonding skills. It’s part of who Damian is- someone hard to get along with.

    This is why Tim is in complete bewilderment when he sees Captain Marvel and his brother interacting amicably.

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    Robin and Captain Marvel are friends. It's up to the Batfamily to figure out what they have in common.

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    Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡ by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    27 Jun 2026

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